These are my people, but don’t let the smiles fool you.
Two minutes before this picture was taken, I had a word with that yummy little one down there at the bottom. It went something like this: “Don’t move, don’t hide behind my legs, stand up straight and smile.”
And then we all smiled.
Please tell me we’re not the only ones with such hypocritical family picture-taking sessions.
And if you still want to know more about me…
54 Random Things About Me
- I was born in 1975. In Africa.
- I don’t like seafood. I wish I did.
- I had a brother who died of SIDS when I was three. For years I thought it was my fault.
- I drive fast. I’m working on that. Sort of.
- I love the ocean.
- I played the flute for 8 years.
- I skipped Kindergarten. Too smart. Notice I didn’t skip any other grades.
- I studied abroad in Israel. Came home after one too many close calls with terrorist bombings.
- I’m the mother of four. The wife of one.
- I love a good hymn every now and then. It is Well with My Soul is my favorite.
- I’ve lived in 5 different countries.
- I’ve attempted to learn 5 different languages. I only remember one. English.
- I had very bad acne for 4 years in college.
- I think public school teachers are the biggest unsung heroes in America.
- I used to bite my nails. Now I only bite the skin around them.
- I gained 40 pounds when I was pregnant. All four times.
- I run, but not because I like it (see #16).
- I am moved to tears whenever I hear the pipe organ. I’m not sure why.
- I have a B.A. in Sociology and half a Master’s in Marriage and Family Therapy.
- I’ve decided not to finish my Master’s degree. Too many other things I want to do.
- I love tulips.
- Potatoes are my favorite food. Especially french fries and mashed.
- I’ve moved 29 times in my life. Literally.
- I’m 6’2″. My inseam is 37″.
- I played basketball. I also played volleyball, tennis & softball and I ran track. Not because I was good but because I was tall (see #24).
- I graduated from high school in a class of 19. In Africa.
- I had a horse when I was 14. Her name was Flicka.
- I almost hit a giraffe while learning to drive.
- My favorite color is blue.
- I had a major claustrophobia attack while crawling through one of the Pyramids at Giza in Egypt once.
- I usually order a chicken sandwich when I go out to eat.
- I’m picky. Maddeningly so. Maddening even to myself.
- My parents are missionaries.
- I have peanut butter and jelly on toast almost every morning for breakfast.
- I’ve ridden a camel twice. It was uncomfortable both times.
- I like candy.
- I can’t sing.
- I’m competitive.
- I sometimes use the TV as a babysitter. I admit it.
- I don’t have a favorite movie.
- I used to have panic attacks. I wouldn’t wish those on my worst enemy.
- I have expensive taste. Unfortunately, I don’t have the funds to match.
- I love IKEA. And thank goodness for it.
- My favorite book of the Bible is James.
- I’m good at starting things.
- I’m horrible at finishing things. (Notice this list does not have 101 items as I intended.)
- I love ice cream.
- I’m not a very good cook.
- I get exceptionally crabby when I’m tired.
- Sometimes I tell my kids I love them so much I could “squeeze their guts right out.”
- I worry way too much about what other people think.
- I currently live in Texas and continually ask myself How did THAT happen? But I like it. Plus, I like space and there’s lots of it here.
- I do not like writing. I prefer blogging (the not-writing part).
- I wrote a book once. You have NO IDEA how long it took me.